Technical Jokes
High-Level Technical Jokes: 😜😜😜😜👌👌👌
Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.
Einstein was the seeker.
Newton didn’t hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
Einstein: I found u Newton !! Wrong??
Newton: U are Wrong.
I am not Newton.
As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq.
So I am Pascal..😛😛😛😛😛
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Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: “You may have graduated but I’ve got so many degrees” 🏮👻🏮
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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium dating together?
OMg!! 😱😱😱
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What if Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
Its OK. 😉😉😉
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Atom 1: I just lost an electron.
Atom 2: how u feel?
Atom 1: positive😛😳😛
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Q: What do you get when you put a Cobalt & 2 iron atoms in mixer
CoFFee 😛☕😜
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What do you get after reaction of a Barium atom with two sodium atoms…
BaNaNa 🍌🍌🍌
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And finally …
Can’t end without a movie dialogue 😄😂 (This one is in Hindi)
Electron to neutron : mere pass charge hai , spin hai, magnetic field hai, reactivity hai … Tumhare pass kya hai
Neutron : mere pass…..
MASS hai
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dont laugh alone pass it on…..
