Category: Jokes

Ponder the imponderables!!

Ponder on these imponderables for a minute…… 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t...

Truisms

Truisms!

Truisms — – Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. – I changed my password...

Indians

India and the Indians explained beautifully…

  India and the Indians explained beautifully… Bengalis One Bengali = poet. Two Bengalis = a film society. Three Bengalis = political party. Four Bengalis = two political parties. Mallus One Mallu = coconut...

Moms will be Moms

Moms will be Moms!

  Too good a read: Moms will be Moms… and don’t care about who you are… Here is some Mom talk: Mona Lisa’s Mother: ‘After all that money your father and I spent on...

Technical Jokes

Technical Jokes

  High-Level Technical Jokes: 😜😜😜😜👌👌👌 Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven. Einstein was the seeker. Newton didn’t hide & stood in a square of 1 meter. Einstein: I found u Newton !!...

Marketing Concepts

Marketing Concepts explained

What is Marketing? This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class: 1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich....

Man and a girl's skirt

The briefcase & the skirt!

  The briefcase & the skirt! 😜Tokyo, Japan A man was walking past a young girl when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her skirt. Before the man could apologize, the girl...

Farmer

The Lawyer vs the farmer

This one made my morning! 😅😅😊😃👇👇: A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Cowra. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side...

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