Leave letters!
Murdering English:
Memorable lines from leave letters – shared by HR departments!
🌀 As my mother-in-law has expired and I m the only one responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.
🌀 “Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”
🌀 From an employee who was performing the “mundan” (Shaving the head) ceremony of his 10-year-old son: “As I want to cut my son’s head in Gaya, please leave me for two days..”
🌀Leave Application from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”
🌀An employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o’clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
🌀 “I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday for me.”
🌀A leave application to a Principal :
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache and the headache is paining, Please grant me one day leave
🌀”My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
🌀Telegram sent by an employee to his manager “Wife serious, send subsitute”.
🌍 Another, seen on the cover note while applying for a job:
“Dear Sir, with reference to the above employment circular number, Please refer to my bottom.
😤Another funny Letter :
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.
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